Spanish...Mexican...ain't it the same thing?!

So here is a general question for all you kids out there, why do fat people wear tight clothes? I mean seriously, I know I am a bit of a fat ass but do you see me skipping around in a sausage fitting shirt? (Well to be honest you don't really see me skipping all that much either!) But, No! The answer is NO! Why? You may ask, or as I am hoping most of you out there think the same thing I do, because I am not skinny, therefore I do not expect to be able to wear skinny clothes! This girl came in my section the other day, sat down, huge everything all over the place, she went to reach for her "Diet Coke" and I had to take cover because the reverberations from her arm fat came washing toward me like a 20 foot wave! Do you wanna know what she was wearing?!....Hold on give me a minute I just threw up a little bit thinking about it...oh man it was horrible, a little mid-riff shirt with little booty shorts, it was like watching Fat Albert trying to squeeze into one of Britney Spears' outfits! Seriously do they think that they are hot? Do they think that because they are fat they have all the fashion sense of skinny people...here is a hint, wear something that is your size! I may wear shit that is too big, but hell, at least my ta's and as' aren't hanging out!