This One Time at Band Camp

So that reminds me, this one time I was driving and I came upon a corner a little too fast, the light had just turned red, so I figured that I could slip right through...out of the corner of my eye I see this man walking into the intersection, so what's running through my head, "oh shit I am gonna hit this dude!" Being that it was too late to stop all I could do was hope to God that the man saw me and didn't step into the intersection...wait for it....wait for it....whew! He stopped just in time, so then that moment of panic turns into rage, and I yell out, "what the hell are you blind?!" As I turn my head and inspect my rear view mirror for a reaction, I see a white cane...Yup stuck my ass in the air for that one and got a boot shoved right up there!