I Could Be the Next President!

So two stories...the other night we were at this party, and this young "guy" was introduced to me, for the purpose of this story and any after this, he shall be referred to as "president guy". So my very young, hot, attractive friend had gone to little people school with president guy, and introduced us and said, "this is my friend, Terri, and Terri this is 'president guy' he wants to be the next president." And I respond with, "oh honey you have about as much luck at being president as I do, in fact how about you be my VP, and then when I am shot after two weeks for being 'a gay', you can take over...then you will have you two weeks of fame!" Yeah big 'mo, don't know if he knows it yet, but give him some time.... Today I single handedly managed to get 7 totally uninvolved people in a four state range completely pissed at each other. If that's not a promising presidential candidate I don't know what is!