I'm not afraid of being molested....

So this above statement was said to me by a fellow co-worker/friend. The conversation went something like this, "well why do I never get a drunk call in the middle of the night?" She responds with, "I usually call 'so-and-so'", and I repeated, "why do I never get a call in the middle of the night?" and it was answered with, "when I call so-and-so, I am not afraid of being molested" "Well you probably should be!"

Why do all straight girls automatically think that all lesbians want them? Trust me if you called and needed a ride home, I would not be in the mood to molest you. One, because I was probably sleeping and pissed that you called and two, you are probably not hot, if you think you can just call at the drop of a dime! (If you were hot, you would have already been in my bed!). It's always the dogs that think that you want them. Not that this one is particularly a dog, persay, but for her to think that the only way I could tap that would for her to be drunk... well honey, I got news for you! They don't call me the toaster king for nothing! And trust me when I say that I have never had to be drunk!

So to all you "straights" with the thought that "the gays" are out to get you....get over it! Because I have dated hotter chicks than you can ever become! To my few friends that are exceptions, kudos!